jordyn gallacher

jordyn gallacher is the best person youll ever meet and shes jbeebs ideal girlfriend, shes hilarious too.

i wish i was jordyn gallacher

by scarface. November 21, 2010

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jordyn sells

the most beautiful person, with the best personality. she is kind, romantic, and hilarious. she loves to talk about things she loves, and gets excited over certain shows. she is so lovable, it’s easy to fall in love with her.

she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.

(person 1) hey, have you talked to jordyn sells?
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.

(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do

by user13243546 December 27, 2021

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jordyn fenez

JORDYN FENEZ S U C K S!!!!!! SHE ALWAYS POOPS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP!!!! ONCE, SHE ATE MY SON!!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN REGURGITATE HIM BACK UP AND APOLOGIZE; SHE JUST BURPED!! like a P I G!!! also once she ate a waffle and then threw it up on the president. She's a bad influence on your children. She will sACRIFICE THEM TO SOME UNHOLY-LOOKIN BUG THAT'S TWICE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!! SHE ALMOST DID IT TO ME!!! THEN I DIED!!!!!!! BECAUSE SHE ATE ME!!!!!!!! >:(

some random person: ew i stepped in dog s h i t
everyone that has ever talked to jordyn fenez even once: NO!!!!! IT'S PROBABLY CRAP LEFT THERE BY JORDYN FENEZ! SHE ALWAYS DUMPS HER FECES ALL OVER MY YARD AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP! IT WAS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
random person: ok damn

by Guy Fieri's Left Eyebrow August 20, 2017

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Jordyn Lanz

if you don’t have a jorydn lanz in your life... i don’t think u can live. she is definitely not a dirty hoe.. or is she ? ahah jkjk. i love jorydn lanz and yea she’s the best girl ever

Jordyn Lanz is like the bestest friend EVERRR

by airpod loser February 09, 2019

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