thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Jeffery

A Jeffery is a name for a spider... So if you don't want to be the wimp that screams "SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEER!", be the weirdo that screams "JEEEFREYYYY!!!"

Oh my god it's a JEFFERY!!!!!! (me every time I see a spider)

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017

Jigaboo Jeffery

A fictional character thought up by the inner machinations of the character quandale dingle

“Hey guys! Jigaboo Jeffery here!”

by Jackinator84 July 13, 2022

Jefferz

the ability to be a hardman, a tank, a truck,

someone who is massive in all areas

man 1: dude ur such a jefferz,

by Bean1 May 28, 2009

joeffrey

He’s daddy. 🥴

damn he fine, who he?
dats daddy joeffrey

by WapWapWapx3 October 22, 2020

Jeffery

A joint mixed with marijuana; opium; heroin; methadome; and a sprinkle of angel dust (PCP).

You guys need to just chill out and take a hit of this jeffery!

by jeff34545 July 6, 2010