Mary Jane

Mary Jane is very unique and has the beauty of a goddess. She has a heart that is pure, full of integrity, and is so very caring. She is agile in so many ways and knows how to maneuver therefore she is super athletic and has a rocking body meaning she is thick! She is loyal and rides for those she loves dearly. If you lose her or break her trust you will regret it severely because she is one in a million and will always be there until you give her a reason not to be. Mary Jane is a blessing but hurting her will cause you more pain then her because she can become ruthless. Do not let her smile fool you, it has many different meaning to it.

“ I wish I had a girl like your Mary Jane she so loyal.”

by truthby<3 November 19, 2018

The Jane Fonda

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.

Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.

by Dustin321 February 12, 2009

Mary Jane

I guess nobody ever knew this. A Mary Jane is a type of girl's shoe. It's those shoes that have the single ankle strap, and the rounded toe, and are usually black (but white ones are also common). There are also high heel versions for older women.

So you see, it isn't just Peter Parker's girlfriend, or that...other meaning. Surely some of you girls out there have worn Mary Janes at least once in your life.

Mandy from Billy and Mandy wears black Mary Janes without socks.

by Map-Man April 19, 2007

jane-washed

when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.

person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!

person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed

person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later

by stagmire(: June 15, 2010

jane flute

a pipe used to smoke marajuana

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.

by Bgtom November 12, 2007

meeky jane

The most beaustiful girl in the world. The second you meet her you know you will never forget her. If you go out with her you will die when you loose her. Shes fun, funny, and you will die for her

meeky jane is perfect

by boltonanonymous December 5, 2013

Jersey Jane

Demonym (name) for the female inhabitants of New Jersey, the state that is better than New York City. In fact, New Jersey is only one of many states that is better than New York City. Even New York State is better than New York City. No hate to everyone outside of Manhattan. I'm talking about the Yorker Yuppies and hipsters when I talk about NYC.

Guy: Are you a Jersey Jane?
Gal: I very well am. I've been everywhere between Fort Lee and Salem!

by Sunset King December 9, 2020