Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Big Jammer

Heart attack. Jamming of the arteries

Don't give Ed a surprise birthday party. The man is 85! He might just have a big jammer and die before we can serve the cake!

by Kim Fulcher March 12, 2015

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

yam jammer

Someone who sticks yams up their pussy or ass is a yam jammer.

Little Miss Suzy is a yam jammer. Get it, baby!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

deja jammer

A person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should.

I just realized who that deja jammer we saw was: she's that lawnchair lady!

by Day Jammer October 16, 2016

Jammer

Magical Bacon God

Teacher: "Who is the Magical Bacon God?"
Student: "Jammer"

by EatMyLollipop April 3, 2014

Jammer 5 hole

Lacrosse slang turned life philosophy. When you’ve got no clue what the move is so you go with a classic fallback or default option. Originating from the term "when in doubt shoot it five hole".

an example of a jammer 5 hole: It was 2am and I hit her with a " u up?" text Or using the same stupid pick-up line on hinge over and over.

by jammer5hole November 11, 2025