Jessica

A beacon of negativity.

Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.

by Yellow1234 September 23, 2022

Jessica

A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.

Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.

by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022

Jessica

A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.

Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.

by Joshiscool69420 January 26, 2022

Jessica

the most amazing, kind, generous and beautiful girl in the entire world. She makes the world stop whenever she looks at you, she’s breathtaking, ethereal even. She’s loveable and precious and totally hilarious. And we know that if you lose her, you’ll regret it for eternity. We all love a Jessica xx

Did you see Jessica today, she took my breath away.
My gorgeous and ethereal sister is named Jessica.

by NameAnalysis January 10, 2021

Jessica

Mr. Wilson's favorite student

Jessica, did you sleep with your teacher?

by anonymous May 14, 2023

Jessica

Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4

Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!

by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021

Jessica

Is the funniest, craziest person who laughs at nearly everything... even though sometimes people don't know why she's laughing. She has a contagious smile and everyone comes to her for relationship advice, even though she is single as a pringle. She is very kind-hearted and will always go out of her way to do things for other poeple

Oh dear, something has made Jessica laugh again
Jessica is always laughing!
after giving relationship advide: "How are you still single?!"

by FlubberJubber November 20, 2016