A Greg is when you are completely useless at everything you do, when you are a Greg you are a master of deception, a Greg is a captain of uselessness. When you are having a day when you feel like a Greg you blag your way out of everything, you huff and puff and blow your own ego. you get others to do your work and claim all the glory, once you have mastered this that when you are a true Greg. until you are a master you are not a Greg, Greg is the rank given to the best at sailing under the radar and getting away with doing nothing, hence Greg is also captain useless.
i dont feel like working today so im just going to do a Greg
i dont shit today so im just going to Greg
i dont shit today so im just going to Greg
by I name December 18, 2019
Greg is the best dude around
Sexiest man alive
Smart
Good at instruments(saxophone)
All the girls like him
Sexiest man alive
Smart
Good at instruments(saxophone)
All the girls like him
by Official definition February 18, 2017
this nigga Greg don did it again
by the 5 April 12, 2017
A real man he loves hard count that money a do what he got to do for him and his family he loves spending money on his wife when he's mad he is mad he don't like his wife doing stuff he don't approve Greg is the right one for you get a Greg
by Bryant Johnson March 13, 2017
The biggest faggot and queer. He has no friends. lives a terrible life. everybody hates him. BIG DOUCHECANOE
by sdfghnjmk, May 02, 2018
Make a computer Operating System nigh-on unusable within a relatively short period of time, usually in the region of 6 months after re-installing the operating system and all required software.
by Penguin Zoo February 18, 2010