Ian

The pure example of a legend, One beautiful man who anyone would look up to! He owns a ten piece bongo set and plays it with pure precision and gracefulness. He truly is unbeatable as a and absolutely incredible human being

RIP Ian

Guy 1: I wish I could look like this one guy

Guy 2: Who? Zac efron, Tom Holland, Ryan gosling or is it Jess from Gilmore girls

Guy 1: nah dude have u ever met Ian

by Billy is a god December 01, 2019

Ian

A communist

Ian is a communist

by Cross country hobo May 22, 2019

Ian

Ians are men who feed on pizza at least twice a day, they only date women of the Lynn species. Personality wise resemble that of bojack horseman and Rick Sanchez if they happened to have an overly mentally stimatulated and sleep deprived son.

"My sister happens to be dating an Ian, they stay up for days eating pizza and drawing on our countertops."

by Nunow January 02, 2019

Ian

Ian is slang for "I ain't".

Friend: I got the lighter, bro. Did you bring the loud?
Me: Ian even got it on me rn.

by Mari FN March 19, 2020

Ian

A nigga that simps for ugly bitches

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”

by Kahd May 03, 2020

ian

the one person in the whole world who actually makes me happy.

person 1: hi guys. you are loved and cared for no matter what! <3 ian is loved too!

by rawr<3:) March 27, 2021

ian

a dumb guy who doesn’t know what’s he’s doing half the time. he takes art and tries to draw squidward but draws a dick instead.

you dumbass, quit being an Ian.

by depressedbitch11 November 15, 2019