I don’t wanna go

A sentence along with i don’t feel so good said by Spider-man (tom holland portrayal), before his death in infinity war that triggers the spider-man/marvel/tom Holland fandom.

Person A: I don’t wanna go...
Person B: *crying* you know how I feel, why would you say that?
Person A: ...
Person B: you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know that I’m trying to be happy, to see if it’ll work out here and I know that it’s not

by snredipity June 22, 2018

Let's go Brandon, I agree

Either somebody agreeing with the statement 'let's go Brandon' which means fuck Joe Biden, or, as it's preferred option, Joe Biden agreeing that he is a fucking moron and needs to go.

1.
John: Let's go Brandon
Bill: Let's go Brandon, I agree

2.
Phone caller (jokingly): have a merry Christmas, and um, let's go Brandon! * laughs
Slow Joe Biden (not realizing what just happened): Let's go Brandon, I agree

3.
Smart person: Joe, you suck!
Joe Biden: I suck, I agree

4.
Republican: Fuck Joe Biden
Barely there Biden: Fuck Joe Biden, I agree! Now where the hell am I again?

5. the fact that Sleepy Joe Biden said 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' is fucking hilarious and truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

I'm about to go off

The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game

Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."

by LitLitYah February 3, 2017

I don't wanna go

10th Doctor's last words

^^How to make a nerd cry in 4 words;
The 10th Doctor is dying and regenerating. Tennant improvises:
"I don't wanna go."

by DoctorWho2020binging March 26, 2021

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

by Elitist January 2, 2004