i want fuck you sex sex sex

the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.

"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*

by boyeohboye March 11, 2022

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016

ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around.

A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch

Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*

by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 8, 2014

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

Look at all the fucks I give

“Look At All The Fucks I Give” is a catchphrase often used in image macros and animated GIFs to show how little one cares about what someone else is talking about

Lenny: STOP EATING MY CRACKERS
Adam: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

by AWERTT August 20, 2013