gym hurt

That feeling you get after a harsh workout. You're sore And in pain BUT you're satisfied with the accomplishment!

Man! I'm so Gym Hurt after arm day!

by ProudPoppa865 November 26, 2016

Hurt Box

Narco/junkie slang for the "crash" after a big high - when you are coming down hard, in physical and mental discomfort, and really have a craving to get another fix so you can feel better. Also, sometimes written as hurtbox

Man, I'm really in my hurt box right now, if I don't score a fix soon, I think I'm gonna die.

by Harry Whoever June 27, 2017

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

Slut Hurt

When a hot girl gets bent out of shape for being rejected.

Bitch, don't be gettin' all slut hurt just cuz yo' nasty vag got da clap.

by Robisgod January 4, 2015

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016