How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
by Clit Teaser October 03, 2016
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How mad are you right now?

A taunt used to shame and further infuriate an already disturbed individual. Often used in the gaming world but can be applied in many situations. A variation of "you mad bro?" The phrase is used to incense the victim into a state of unmitigated rage and/or anti-social behavior. Best served with a subdued or amiable tone. Can be repeated until victim reaches desired state of emotional turmoil.
*John loses at Madden due to a fumble at the goal line*
Chris: How mad are you right now?
John: Pretty mad. Lamar Jackson never fumbles!
Chris: But how mad are you right now?
John: *primal scream*
by zeropersonality March 13, 2020
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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
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person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure
by -Nova- April 17, 2020
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this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music

She makes landscape paintings

but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate

"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
by iljrmy June 20, 2023
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How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in
Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost
by Joseph Blackman November 19, 2020
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How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"
Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"
by foreverafreak July 26, 2011
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scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.
by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020
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