blind houdini

the act of fucking a girl in the ass, spitting on her back to make her think you came, and then turning her around and spooging right in her eye.

i'm not gonna fall for that again, or you'll give me another blind houdini

by Dale the Whale December 16, 2007

houdini blockers

Over-sized sunglasses that girls wear fashionably, supposedly to sheild their faces from the sun's rays, but really to keep from being splattered from a Houdini or other facial blast

She looks bug-eyed with those houdini blockers on.

by MF Tim May 18, 2008

Houdini Shit

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there

where the hell is it, it pulled a Houdini shit!

by case37 April 30, 2011

houdini fuck

When your boning your old lady in the dark you leave the room to take a piss. your friend is waiting in the bathroom, he comes in your place and starts banging your old lady in the dark. in the process..your going outside to the window by the bed to knock. when she looks up and seees your face..she screams.

the other night me and Trip houdini fucked my old lady. and she absolutely loved every minute of it.

by Trip Levine January 31, 2007

The Reverse Houdini

So youre doin this chick up the ass right then u kum all over her back and when she turns around you spit on her face

abra kadabra bitch!

by sick fucker January 1, 2004

English Houdini

When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.

I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.

by negamooks August 11, 2008

houdini's handcuffs

handcuffs which the famous magician left attached at the famous mcsorleys ale house in new york. commonly mistaken for an australian expression when used randomly.

Australian: houdini's handcuffs ay!

Derek: What is that? like a wierd australian expression or something?

Australian: No

by discodayle June 17, 2012