Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.

I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night

by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008

Hillbilly Games

A lie told by inbred hillbillies to fool someone. Which then the hillbilly finds hilarious.

Man that hillbilly woman is sending me signals; I hope she is not playing hillbilly games.

by Herman July 13, 2003

Hillbilly Stomp

The Hillbilly stomp is a dance created by our HOMETOWN BOYY KID ROCK. "Now people wanna know how to do this dance Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods Like your all fucked up. Download the song Hillbilly Stomp its a great Kid Rock Song

I dont no what the fuck they mean by example lol. DOCK YER BOATS WE'LL DO THE HILLBILLY STOMP

by Windsor_Detroit_Boy October 26, 2008

hillbilly titties

Titties that are lop-sided and hairy. Sometimes the nipples may be pointed in different directions, or moles may be present.

Jane had nice titties, but her friend's titties were hillbilly titties.

by jimmydean69 November 22, 2011

The Reverse Hillbilly

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.

Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe

Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly

Joe Bob: Oh well

by Duck Funnel March 14, 2011

Vernon hillbillies

The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?

Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?

Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time

by Vh skatepark August 18, 2021

Hillbilly Crocks

Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".

Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?

Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.

Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!

by tRy2bEaT_mE October 19, 2015