hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020

Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.

John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.

by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016

Happy Hike

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.

2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.

i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail

by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011

hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019

Hike-Hitler

A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).

We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.

by Jyboen August 5, 2018

baby hike

It is a hike that is extremely easy and can be done fast, even a baby can do it.

Don’t dunk on that baby hike, even though it’s easy.

by Juanton May 25, 2023

hike

I am a rich little white girl tho too so I can bring whatever you want to eat supper out or do you know what you think you are looking for a divorce and family members in the evening

We hiked bear butte to divorce friends and family.

by Cheesekaker November 20, 2022