Hermanism

A religion formed by the leader of the Hermit crabs across the world.

The Hermit Crabs main religion is Hermanism

by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023

Herman

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023

PeeWee-Herman

When someone sticks there dick in a cookie

Peewee-Herman - to stick your dick in the cookies

by Richard long dangle July 31, 2023

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

HERMAN

herman is a bitch and he kills my cats.

Jade: did you see what herman did?
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES

by jadeeechan December 30, 2021

herman lipshits

a name that you give a person that is so frugal with his money its scary

" you know that kid ryan"

"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "

by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022

Ben-Herman-Moment

a Ben-Herman-moment is when a friend rejects a game invite because "they are on mac" and cannot run the game. a Ben-Herman-moment usually starts with a friendly rejection; they say "oh its on windows :( " showing their regret and sadness because of their situation than who ever is their usually respond with "lmao ben German moment. L + ratio + bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"

bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"
yo wanna play duck game it's only like a dollar.
oh... its on windows
lmao L + ratio + skill issue + get good + Ben-Herman-moment

by the norman moment September 20, 2022