A stone cold bitch without a sense of humor. This only applies if they have blue eyes and blonde hair they most likely have played soccer and is a faggot. He is also the king of simps he has been putting the hoes before the bros since the day he was born. He also cries at everything but nothing at the same time
An overall long boy however he has tiny legs which make him look like a deranged oblong but the main thing about him is his huge willy/shlong/pole/rhino horn/guitar head which is so long you might as well call him courgette head.