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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
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Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.
I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.
by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020
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pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.
Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.
by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024
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Top-Hatch Nigger

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.
by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023
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Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.
Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.
by Limu emu September 2, 2020
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slut hatch

The hatch in a taxi between the driver and passenger through which a woman can be placed for creative intercourse
“Put me through the slut hatch” - Rebecca More
by The_boot March 4, 2021
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