Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

hat trick

getting blackout drunk 3 nights in a row (usually thursday friday and saturday).

Dude I’m gonna be hungover for a week after I pulled that hat trick this weekend.

by UltimateSlayer4848 April 8, 2022

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

hat-trick

when a guy successfully cream pies three seperate orifices of a woman in a single session of sex.

Frank came inside Brenda`s ass, mouth, and vagina all by accident. That still counts as a hat-trick!

by 3 seperate cream pies October 14, 2021

Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.

Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.

by potentiallydead March 13, 2013

Hat trick

Penetrating a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus in one sex session.

Man, Lara was great. I gave her the hat trick last night.

by Julester July 14, 2017

Hat trick

Scoring a goal with fancy foot work or foot trick

Bella had an amazing rainbow hat trick

by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018