(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
Get the Wayne Rooney Hat-Trickmug. Lead Hat-trick: In this defensive maneuver, the defender quickly draws his pistol and hits the attacker with 3 consecutive shots delivered (in order) to the attacker's groin, chest, and head (allowing the recoil of each shot to naturally raise the point of aim for the next shot). The attacker is thereby triple fucked and the defender can lay claim to successfully executing the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
Did you hear another crackhead broke into the local service garage again. This time, Bill was ready and pulled off the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
by anonymous November 3, 2023
Get the Lead Hat-trickmug. Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".
Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015
Get the hat trickmug. Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017
Get the hat trick homug. by DG/WJ April 13, 2023
Get the Trash Hat Trickmug. When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating
On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!
by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020
Get the Hat Trickmug. Trick in which Josh Bryan gives a girl his hat in order to make her feel special so he can hook up with her.
by Rcomerfo May 24, 2022
Get the Infamous Hat Trickmug.