Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face

I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.

by Hamish5487 November 15, 2007

handy-down

Something handed down from one person to another, often called a hand-me-down.

Brian received a handy-down from his older brother.

by canonpic May 05, 2009

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 24, 2020

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 16, 2020

SPF Handy

Noun.
A handjob given using sunscreen lotion for lubrication.

Linda Rucker denied the accusation that she had offered Christopher Waterhouse an SPF handy at summer camp.

by eunuchorns and reignboughs August 10, 2014

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 02, 2017

Moist Handy

an unexpectedly wet high five

the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys

by Corayzy November 21, 2022