Turkish handjob 

The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.

This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.

Turkish handjob by Memeforlife September 18, 2023

Schrodinger's Handjob 

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"

man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"

Schrodinger's Handjob by Beastman723 April 7, 2017

Prairie Dog Handjob 

The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.

Instead of wasting my poop I gave myself a prairie dog handjob.

Prairie Dog Handjob by Flipsideunder April 2, 2019

austrian handjob 

When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"

austrian handjob by CaillouSwagDick April 26, 2016

Stick Shift Handjob 

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

Stick Shift Handjob by frothyshoes March 12, 2012

E-handjob

while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.

a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.

b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.

a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?

E-handjob by Buck Bonkey December 2, 2003

Broken Arm Handjob 

As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.

The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)

"I just got a wicked a broken arm handjob"

Broken Arm Handjob by JSunset August 3, 2009