Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face

I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.

by Hamish5487 November 15, 2007

handy-down

Something handed down from one person to another, often called a hand-me-down.

Brian received a handy-down from his older brother.

by canonpic May 05, 2009

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 16, 2020

SPF Handy

Noun.
A handjob given using sunscreen lotion for lubrication.

Linda Rucker denied the accusation that she had offered Christopher Waterhouse an SPF handy at summer camp.

by eunuchorns and reignboughs August 10, 2014

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 24, 2020

dancefloor handy

A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.

by La-a Laker December 15, 2012

handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 29, 2021