stage humper

Stripper. One who humps a stage for a living.
That dumbass broad will probably grow up to be a stage humper.
by Senecablues April 09, 2014
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Leg humper

When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.
Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!
by General DSO December 04, 2011
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doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors
Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!
by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014
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Booby Humper

Adjecative,used to describe a person who secretly gets pleasure from touching parts of the female anatome -in particular the boobs.

this secret and sacrid skill takes place when a person goes in for hug but snuggly places their head in between a person clevage
scott:you see that girl over ther shes a Booby Humper!

Isla:I want some of that :)
by kiluailsa June 07, 2010
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Leg Humper

1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.
Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.
by The Mocha Mogul September 22, 2010
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Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."
While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.
by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022
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Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.
Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.
by Kingmaster74 March 27, 2011
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