Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
by bababoooeyy September 29, 2023
Hiker’s own selective amnesia.
Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
by bcer420 January 06, 2024
by Super Mr. Manners June 09, 2019
Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.
Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's
by mrhappybond November 04, 2009
The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 08, 2010
When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016
by basicbails June 11, 2019