(verb):
a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
Get the to harvestmug. Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
by poopyman September 16, 2013
Get the jizz harvestermug. The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
Get the Tit harvest machinemug. Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020
Get the Harvesting the pearlmug. When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.
I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.
Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting
Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.
Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.
Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting
Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.
Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.
by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025
Get the Wet Harvestmug. "why weren't you at the party last night man?"
"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."
"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."
by Glovemonkey June 9, 2003
Get the Harvest Plopmug. A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
by Pafzko August 18, 2011
Get the Friend Harvestermug.