freddie harper

The man who has the biggest cock in the world and can use it better than anyone.

Wow! I wish I was like Freddie Harper my dick is tiny compared to his

by Heixidvenc January 26, 2020

harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020

Harper

An amazing person she might just be the nicest girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing sense of humor and is absolutely gorgeous.

Person 1 - I just met an amazing girl, her name is Harper

by Nomi is kool March 15, 2020

Harper

If you do a Harper you quit because you are salty

Oh he just did a Harper

by UnkownUser69 May 4, 2020

Harper

Harper leaves the game when he gets salty.

Oh Luke has gone and done a Harper

by UnkownUser69 May 6, 2020

Harper

Very easy to get along with but can be a backstabbing bitch. Talks to way too many boys and somehow manages to get in with them but never date them. Won't have their first kiss until their over 30. Struggles to get over their exes and the ones they do get over have probably either blocked them or they've lost contact.

Oh look it's Harper... she's talking to a new boy! not very suprised

by hornythot420 May 30, 2020

harper

If you know a Harper your very lucky. She is a beautiful girl who will grow up to be and gorgeous women with the laugh of a hyena and the smile of an angel.

A Harper she must be beautiful

by Unidentified human September 10, 2020