describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire
"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.
by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016
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nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut. a nae nae haircut is not a bad thing. but if your nae nae haircut is bad it is a bad thing.
whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut
whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut
by whoreepuke April 11, 2020
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my new haircut

A funny video on youtube.com. It epitimizes a typical guido in Staten Island, NJ shore, etc. It mocks them in the way they dress, tan, cut their hair, and work out at the gym. youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
That "my new haircut" video basically represents 90% of my high school
by realdealholyfield October 23, 2007
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alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.

The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.
1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.

2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.
by udddddd April 25, 2010
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Post Haircut Bliss

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.
Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.
by Squirrel22342 January 15, 2012
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Hentai Protagonist Haircut

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.
Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut
by TheRaisinBranFan January 05, 2019
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Mexican Haircut

Stranded with only a zippo and lighter fluid, we were forced to give each other Mexican Haircuts
by Doodieman17 April 30, 2009
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