YeYe Ass Haircut

When a mfer has a bad haircut and thinks the shi looks good when they really look like shit

Get rid of that ol yeye ass haircut maybe you’ll get sum bitches on ya dick

by De Anthono February 14, 2021

The Dom haircut

An overgrown buzzcut combined with a large forehead. The ideal height is 5'5 - 5'8. This hairstyle looks the same with both coarse and fine hair. This haircut would suit with untucked clothes and loose tie bringing out that alcoholic drunk look.

Oh, you have the Dom haircut. It really brings out your comically large forehead.

by The Fax machine87 July 21, 2022

nutt ass haircut

This term is fairly used by the man known as “Dwayne Wilson”. This term is to be used very carefully as you can get jumped for saying this!

Bro got that nutt ass haircut, ayo why dude haircut so nutass

by Nutt Ass Haircut September 27, 2023

the 3 S's and a haircut

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013

Brooklyn haircut

An excellent haircut involving fading out the sides and spiking the top, sides, and back.

Yo, I went to pedro and got myself a brooklyn haircut, my friends love it.

by Hugh Janice November 13, 2006

One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly

Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”

by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023

new jersey haircut

A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.

This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute

I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.

by Green eggs and baaaam June 1, 2016