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Gillotine

After fucking a bitch, proceeding to cry and act like a faget because you feel bad.
Yo, did you hear, the other night Lou fucked that chick and gillotined.
by Dave Boffa March 24, 2005
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arabian guillotine

The act of shanking someone through the temple into the brain while he/she blows you, causing him/her to involuntarily bite down on the penis with maximum force, as they die. Often suggested as a test for the virility of the shank-er (as a sufficiently turgid member should withstand the maximum force exerted by a jawing).
This bitch started throwing up while rimming me, so I gave her the ol' Arabian Guillotine. In retrospect, I may have acted rashly. Such is life.

"Give her the ol' arabian guillotine!"
"LOL!"
by Larry, Matt, y Zach July 24, 2008
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dirty guillermo

When someone thinks your a simp so you fuck a boy.
i’m not a simp i’ll just dirty guillermo you...
by thatszach April 27, 2020
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guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.
Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"
by MrBober August 22, 2023
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dental guillotine

when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.
so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"
by Shangheliee September 15, 2015
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Gherkin Guillotine

A mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.
His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.

His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine
by CleatusjWallbight February 5, 2018
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Gherkin Guillotine

One who bites while in the service of a penis.
Stay away from Stan, that Gherkin Guillotine will make you sorry!
by CJWallbight February 5, 2018
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