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Guidette

An Italian/American woman.

Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.

Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"

In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.
by Vinnie August 26, 2003
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jamaican tour-guide

While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke
Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!
by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008
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guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.
"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"
by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005
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Dirty Girl Guide

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.
Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night
by Spanther December 17, 2008
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Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.
Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.
by KJ69 January 16, 2012
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whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman
To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
by Tim Branson April 27, 2008
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Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals
Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003
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