An Italian/American woman.
Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.
Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"
In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.
Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"
In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.
by Vinnie August 26, 2003
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Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.
"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."
"I wanna be like those guides!"
"I wanna be like those guides!"
by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005
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"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
by Tim Branson April 27, 2008
Get the whore guide mug.Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
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