by CTGTBM October 21, 2009
Get the Greinked mug.Groin Game is a sport often played on buses and trains where two combatants (or Gladiators) face each other sitting down, and attempt to either hold their opponents legs open at at least a 60 degree angle (playing from the inside) or pin their opponents legs together for 3 seconds (playing from the outside). An adjucator is present to preside over the match. There are currently 2 weight divisions, Chodeweight and Banterweight. The sport was invented by Guus van Grunt, a Flemish nobleman, in Groningen, Netherlands in 1782. It is currently most popular in London, England on public transport.
by Vlad-the-Impaler February 16, 2012
Get the Groin Game mug.A Gronk is likely (but not limited to) a person from Geelong, often attending schools of higher-socioeconomic status. An extremely unpleasant person or unwanted guest. Often argues his misguided viewpoints that have no ground in reality. Can be a sometimes still be a nice person, however.
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Get the Gronk mug.Cell 1: The Apteryx is standing in front of The Dinosaur. The word bubble over The Apteryx reads, "I am The Apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers."
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Cell 2: The word bubble over dinosaur reads, "Gronk".
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Get the gronk mug.Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)
I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.
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