a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.
"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
by a daily hypocrite February 29, 2012
graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.
friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
by heather mackey March 12, 2007
Graham colson is an amazingg man who is tall, sexy and has the most amazingg green eyes you will ever see in your entire life. and he has the biggest dick in the world like no joke that thing is gonna take over world and rule with an iron fist
by kakelaaa May 05, 2011
"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."
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