goober

term used toward people who are lame, acting lame, silly, or just say stupid things

Ur such a goober, stop being such a goob, whatsup goobster?

by cbean81 April 21, 2009

Gooberslabum

An airsoft game at Wonderland Ranch.

MAN! That Gooberslabum was AWESOME!

Shmeng got like 3 kills!

by Switchblade October 5, 2003

Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

Goober

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019