All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
by Dirty Gomez April 06, 2021
by FipTard November 23, 2020
A sweet loving lady! She tends to hide her feelings inside, but she is secretly smiling on the inside. She is a little bit of a introvert but she has such a kind heart inside and out.
by Love bubblewrap June 22, 2017
A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.
Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!
by Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk March 29, 2016
Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.
I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.
by TrickMcCready October 14, 2019
He is a alcoholic in denial. He turns up every single day and claims it's occasional. He usually likes to contradict everything Mehak says but it's okay because she usually knows it all and corrects him. What a sweet gal!
You're such a Fernando Gomez!
by Hellomynameishellomyname May 09, 2017
A sexy beast who gets mad hoes and has fantastic shoe game (currently wearing white sexy Adidas) does OK in school and will never EVER be gay that us weird and uncomfortable in his religion well thats about all besides that he has a lot of friends too. PIECE
by YABOISKINNYFINGERS September 13, 2018