girlfriend

The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.

"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"

by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004

girlfriend

Another term for your right hand.

Im writing with my girlfriend.

by Astute February 17, 2014

girlfriend

a firearm; a handgun; a type of weaponry

all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.

by Aaron Franklin May 13, 2005

girlfriend

something you will never get

i dont have a girlfriend..

by niyker June 27, 2023

girlfriend

a girlfriend is many things she can be sweet, shy,cute and loyal. most are cheaters, mean, and ugly.
im a girlfriend but im shy cute n loyal! i love my bf jordan hes so sweet. but a girlfriend is something u need, they r comforting kind and loyal ( mine is atleast)

??: dude you need a girlfriend!!
J; nah they just waste my time!
??: mine doesnt!
j: omg fine, ur right!

by aalit0 August 23, 2023

girlfriended

When a bro can't hang out with you due to his girlfriend. This can be for many reasons. Maybe they are going antiquing, she may not like some bro's, sex night, etc. Similar to pussywhipped.

Dude 1: Man, John can't come out tonight. Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: He got girlfriended.

by bigballin6989 May 27, 2015

girlfriend

A girlfriend, also known as partner or s/o, is someone you fell in love with, while known, only %1 of the world's population as this.

I have a girlfriend.

by s4ptaa September 22, 2022