Gandhi

The hottest god.

Man your cool but not Gandhi

by Gamer_Girl_Belle_Delphine ;) November 20, 2020

Gandhi Pill

Noun.
A theoretical pill that calms you down. Similar to a Chill Pill.

Dude, you need a Gandhi Pill.

by Kai Rask August 27, 2006

Gandalf Complex

A psycological disorder, similar to Schizophrenia or Tourette syndrome, in which one believes they are the fantasy character Gandalf. This person may do things like appear in your home with thirteen dwarves, or can be heard whispering under his/her breath such things as, "Run, you fools."
There are two basic stages of this complex, the primary stage, 'Grey,' and the secondary, 'White.'

"I knew my husband had a Grey Gandalf Complex when he brought the Fellowship into our vacation home, referring to Point Pleasant as 'Middle Earth.'"

by King Théoden October 12, 2008

Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

gandustan

Another name to define Hindustan (India). Especially relevant since it is allowed to be a Gandu there.

Gandustan is safer for cows than it is for women.
Gandustan is run by RSS Nazi party.
Gandustan is full of Gandustanis

by Baadmanwalking October 11, 2019

Sonia Gandhi

Wife of son of daughter of India's first Prime Minister, all of whom were in the Indian National Congress political party.

Born in Italy. Met her future husband in Cambridge, UK.

Eventually went on to become the president of the Indian National Congress (after assassination of her husband Rajiv Gandhi, former president of INC, who was son of Indira Gandhi, former president of INC, who was daughter of Jawaharlal Nehru, former president of INC).

Turned down Prime Ministership when INC won the 2004 Indian general elections. Instead installed her puppet (Dr. Manmohan Singh, who was not even a Member of Parliament initially) as the Prime Minister.

To be succeeded by her son, Rahul Gandhi (because he is her son).

And they all say that India is a democracy... How so, when the current INC president, Sonia Gandhi, continues the long line of dynastic rule in the Indian National Congress?

by Vijay K September 3, 2013

Gandalf

In the first LOTR film Gandalf blows a smoke ship through a smoke ring. A Gandalf is someone who smokes so much weed that they have the same level of smoking
expertise as Gandalf himself.

Man1: "Stop hogging the splif Gandalf."
Man2: "Why don't you just fuck off and let me enjoy my bud Gandhi."

by Flossua March 21, 2009