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grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.
"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

Gangstanaut

Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
"Hey Jim, look at that Gangstanaut over there making empty threats to people and pretending he is thug-life."

"Wow Jerry, you're right. He's relatively small too, he must be on some kind of surreal powertrip that he relies on to justify his existence."

"Yeah, that's really sad. Pathetic even. We should really make a rap song about being a Gangstanaut and email it back and forth!"

Gangstanaut: Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
Gangstanaut by ChappedCheerio June 25, 2008

grandstander 

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander
Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.
grandstander by Denekawa May 11, 2017

grandstanding

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.
grandstanding by y20degrees May 7, 2004

Gangstanomics 

The study of the fine art of hustlin' and getting that paper.
Yo, I heard that nigga Dom failed Gangstanomics.

Phillip and Christian got an A on their Gangstanomics final.
Gangstanomics by PeeAyyyVeee November 13, 2011

GABDSTAND 

The art of doing a GABDSTAND involves many aspects of physical and mental strength and durability. A GABDSTAND involves doing a one handstand on a unicycles while juggling 7 dildos and simultaneously fucking yourself with a stick. A person who has successfully done a GABDSTAND is conditioned with mental wellbeing and a sore pussy.
Hey have you completed your daily GABDSTAND today?
GABDSTAND by Dr. Philosemial August 12, 2022