frozen alaskan pipeline

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.

by Die Tasse May 21, 2004

Frozation

Painful condition associated with unbearable, bitter, bone chilling cold

Damn it's cold in our office today. I think I may be suffering from frozation

by Vicki F October 18, 2004

frozen chameleon

(noun): A vehicle with painted and unpainted body parts.

When is J.R. going to fix that frozen chameleon?

by HybridFlare June 29, 2005

Frozen Rice Bag

When a person or group of people cum in a zip lock bag and freeze it for later consumption.

Honey, I'm gonna be late tonight but there is a frozen rice bag for you in the freezer.

by seanathin August 31, 2010

Frozen high five

A frozen high five is, in context, a high five given bewteen two people on a really cold day, preferably at night when it is even colder. Ideal conditions for this is to have the temperate be around or less than 36 degrees Fahrenheit. The reason for this extremely cold weather is that for some unknown reason, when it is really cold that the fingertips of the finger feel frozen, and the hand slaps something, it becomes really painful. There are two types of frozen high fives, one is like a regular high five, in which the two people high five each other. The other is not given like a high five at all and is given by having two people stand far enough apart, so that when their hands are fully extended, the palms meet, then the two people pull their hands back (while still fully extended) and slam the palm of the hand against the opposing palm as hard as possible. This method is the most painful of the two.

(On a 36 degree night)
Gary: High-five!
Andrew: Okay.
Gary and Andrew: Oww!
(3 minutes later)
Gary: OTHER HAND!
(the second method of a frozen high five is given)
Gary and Andrew: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(both collapse on the floor in pain)

by Thyker November 6, 2008

frozen chicken

A sex position where a female lays down on her back and raises her legs and arms into the shape of a frozen chicken.

Lewis: I had Chloe in Frozen Chicken.

Yoko: I love Frozen Chicken.

by TSeal December 1, 2010

frozens

bingoes in scrabble that need to be double checked for its validity.

X:omg, my opponent just put a bingo that worths 139 marks!!
Y:you idiot, have you checked whether its a frozens?

by illhul April 3, 2007