cereal shit

the urge to poop that comes after eating cereal, usually a very sudden and urgent feeling within an hour of cereal consumption

Friend 1: Hey man, I’m in the neighborhood, can I drop by?
Friend 2: Sure but not right now, I just ate some cereal. I’ll let you know after I take a cereal shit

by DesiBoy August 15, 2019

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cereal kief

the cereal powder at the bottom of the bag

top off yo cereal with it and get an extra sugar high

i got high as hell from that cereal kief yesterday morning

by collegeboi March 12, 2011

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Cajun Cereal

Cajun cereal is made when you finger your ole lady after eating some piping hot Louisiana mud bugs then proceed to pour milk in her clam and lap it out like a dog that hasn’t had water in a week

“Yo I went and had crawfish last night then went home and enjoyed some cajun cereal out of Ashley’s poon”

by Clitdestroyer69 March 21, 2022

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cereal vomit

The residual cereal chunks in your bowl that are dumped into the sink. When sink is not rinsed out, these chunks mixed with milk resemble vomit when left idle.

"The least you could do is rinse your cereal vomit down the drain"

by WMetzger976 November 11, 2013

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Cereal Rapel

A person who rapes cereal. Lucky charms, corn flakes, and corn pops are cereals of choice.

Long term effects include lack of cereal, cereal cravings, and unfortunate money loss on buying more cereal.

Also a nickname for someone named Rachel.

"Rachel is such a Cereal Rapel! She stole my lucky charms!"

"Run! The Cereal Rapel is on the loose!"

by Gwenadile Dundee February 18, 2009

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