A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.
"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"
by Myster-A January 18, 2008
Get the Social Floater mug.Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.
girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?
guy: no im a "floater"
girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!
guy: niceeee
guy: no im a "floater"
girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!
guy: niceeee
by Floater103 December 22, 2010
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i got a mad floater the other day when perving at the pics of paris hilton in that maxim magazine issue she was in..
by pato July 15, 2004
Get the floater mug.1)A large peice of poop which floats at the top of your toilet like an oil tanker.
2)When you hit or throw any type of ball and it stays in the air for a long peeriod of time.
2)When you hit or throw any type of ball and it stays in the air for a long peeriod of time.
1)I just made a huge floater in your can
2)Wow did you see that floater Vinny threw?
Ya damn that was nice.
2)Wow did you see that floater Vinny threw?
Ya damn that was nice.
by Donkeyman May 12, 2008
Get the Floater mug.1. (adj.) One who follows the musical works of The Young Cheefer Pachino
2. (noun) A Joint filled with top notch marijuana
2. (noun) A Joint filled with top notch marijuana
1. Johnson: "Yo' are you a floater?"
Pete: "Hell yeah bro I fucks with Pachino hard."
2. Johnson: "I'm about to roll this floater real quick and blast some Pachino. You wit' it?"
Pete: "You already bro!"
Pete: "Hell yeah bro I fucks with Pachino hard."
2. Johnson: "I'm about to roll this floater real quick and blast some Pachino. You wit' it?"
Pete: "You already bro!"
by Pachino fan :) July 9, 2010
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by andersjp April 5, 2004
Get the Floater mug.An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.
"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"
by ADtheEmperor May 26, 2009
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