flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

flappy

it means flap but py

PERSON 1: i am flappy
PERSON 2: ok didnt ask

by porktunnel69420 September 22, 2022

Flappy

This is a term that your siblings use to bully you. It describes someone who is fat and flabby whose man boobs flap together when they run... hence the term flappy. It has the potential to cause resentment and damage your childhood. But it’s okay because one day, when you and your siblings grow up, you will be better looking, more successful, and happier than them!

Sibling: Flappy, do you know who the milkman is?
You: No, who is he?
Sibling: Your father!

by Nova4500 February 28, 2019

Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

flappy bird

flappy bird is the defintion of satan dont download it if you want your devices safe

flappy bird made me break my phone out of rage

by lazyelvis June 9, 2016

flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it

Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show

by datswag March 23, 2014

Flappy Balls

When a guy already came and he's still having sex so he has flappy balls.

This guy already came and he was still trying to have sex. His flappy balls were flapping against me it was such a turn off.

by Trainwreck July 30, 2015