by analdestroyer3648 March 1, 2021
Get the Fizzy Jizzymug. John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “
Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “
Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “
by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021
Get the Don’t get fizzymug. When a guy tucks a mento in his foreskin and sticks his dick in a bottle of Coke while ejaculating at the same time.
“Hey dude what’s with the burns on your dick?”
“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”
“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”
“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Get the Fizzy Frenulummug. by GemGawd September 25, 2021
Get the fizzy wisdommug.