by morosed May 24, 2020
Get the fareshi mug.Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.
Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
by LingLing Wan July 1, 2020
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Get the Ferispirit mug.Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.
Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.
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by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Fares mug.Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.
"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
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