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Side Farmer

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"
person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"
by haxolither January 12, 2008
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farmer boy

1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.

2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.

Girl#2:Who?

Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?

Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009
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Turtle Farmer

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.
I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.
by bluenorther August 22, 2012
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farmer's handshake

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013
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pp farmer

An osu! player who plays maps known for giving a bigger amount of performance points than others, pretty much every player that tries to climb in ranks, as noone has 100 HDHR tech maps as top plays. It's mostly used as a derogatory therm by players ranked lower than the pp farmer, to try and look down on their top plays.
10k: Look, I passed you in few months of playing and I'm close to 4 digits now!
6 digit: Pffft, pp farmer your top play is a Sotarks map...
by osutherms September 24, 2018
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Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.
Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018
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