by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.
by Leahann October 11, 2006

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
by AshJ June 15, 2007

by kcrazy November 4, 2008

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born
by mikedravs13 October 16, 2008

by Sprkl April 26, 2010

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by PTL April 26, 2006
