FAF

Meaning: Funny as Fuck

In reference to the conversations that are shared on Facebook or Twitter or any form of social networking site that are 'Funny as Fuck'

A direct cure for CCD (see CCD: Compulsive Complaining Disorder) it is when two sufferers of CCD come together to share conversations that are essentially random and nonsensical. Usually it will involve two or more threads of conversation.
A new cure for CCD, this radical new treatment allows the sufferer to vent in a new form and that is through the power of laugher at conversations that pretty much make no sense.
This cure aims target all sufferers of CCD, especially those who suffer from acute GCSE or A Level CCD.
Teen 1: 'Scotland beating Spain? Yeah...when pigs fly!'

Teen 2: 'If a helicopter flies over head filled with pork, you're in trouble'

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored'

Teen 2: 'Unload the helicopter lads, everything's gonna be fine'

Teen 1: 'Shit Scotland equalised...'

Teen 2: 'F**k's sake, what we gonna do with all this pork now? Load it back up?

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored again'

Teen 2: 'Fancy a baraque?'

Teen 1: 'Yeah why not...'

Teen 2: (two hours later) 'That conversation was FAF'
by FAF for CCD! October 13, 2010
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I just took a dump, now I'm feeling FAF!
by Chrisneet December 08, 2015
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Mandy- I don’t have time for a faf.
by Yournumberonefaf June 18, 2018
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Fake as fuck. Originating in the Northern Nevada area, used when a friend goes behind your back or goes around your words.
" Jose jalepeño on a stick is faf to Jeff Dunham. "
by JMoney420Baller August 10, 2017
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Far out Alison is a faf!
by freshasfuck August 25, 2014
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Damn did you see stepany hair style it make hum look FAF
by Slimm.babii September 17, 2015
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To wash yourself with a flannel starting with your Face, then Armpits and lastly Fanny.
Gf: I can’t be arsed to shower I’m going to have a faf.
Bf: Ok bruh
by Mark Succerberg January 11, 2019
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