fuck the what: wtf backwards, but reserved for situations where a regular wtf isn't enough. FTW= WTF x 3
by UltimoJay June 2, 2006
FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.
As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"
To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.
So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.
FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.
Now you know the real story of FTW.
As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"
To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.
So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.
FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.
Now you know the real story of FTW.
1. "It's too small! I can't fit it in!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to fuck his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Fuck the walrus)
2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)
3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)
3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
by lSparkl December 5, 2006
Acronym meaning, For the Win, but rarely can be used as Fuck the what.
Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.
Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.
by Artifishalfish January 19, 2007
a geek word used in rune scape be cause wtf is blocked out so they say it backwards cause they have no life.
by Undead522 June 16, 2009
Initialism for 'forgot to wipe'.
by elliottcable September 13, 2007
by Bega January 8, 2006
Fuck the what. When someone says or does something so ludicrous that you feel compelled to ask "wtf? (What the Fuck?)" but you change your mind because it's not even worth an explanation, so you'd say "ftw."
Guy 1: "I think I just had drunken sex with my mom."
Guy 2: (thinks this over in his head) "You know what? ftw..."
Guy 2: (thinks this over in his head) "You know what? ftw..."
by SilasH November 8, 2007