flopportunity

an opportune situation to take one's penis out

While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.

by adnasty July 28, 2012

Man Flops

Flips flops that are worn by guys; not to be confused with tool flops which are usually worn with mid-calves

look at those man flops, don't need no socks unlike those tool flops

by chennychen June 4, 2013

san fransisco flip-flops

Another extreme example of knee protection in order to perform fellatio.

Fred put on his San Fransisco flip-flops in order to pleasure his paintcan girlfriend at the taco shop.

by Teabagger99 October 27, 2008

Flops

short for flip-flops

Dude, you have some nice new flops!

by Juicej9 January 14, 2008

Flopsie

A female human takes her thumb and sticks it up a male human's anus. She then wiggles her fingers playing with the scrotum and says "FLOPSIE!" in a high pitched voice.

Last night I got the world's best FLOPSIE!

I tried to give Hank a FLOPSIE but I couldn't fit my FAT thumbs in his anus hole!

by Mycousintoldmeaboutthis!!! October 16, 2008

Flopdoodle

When you are stupid or dumb. Also known as a piece of shit

Hey!! You flopdoodle

by Oof-I-cant-stop-laughing November 16, 2019

bop flops

flip flops that you purchase at the hair store...they have flowers on the top part and come in many different colors

You see that bopper over there in her bop flops.

by nina bina 07 February 12, 2009