failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.

john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ June 15, 2007

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

Epic Failure

When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall

He was an epic failure of a man.

by kcrazy November 04, 2008

Failure at life

Max Herrmann

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born

by mikedravs13 October 16, 2008

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006

Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K

Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.

by Sprkl April 26, 2010