C.F.L.S.

Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing.

Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.

by Drea Marie April 7, 2007

M.C.F.

M.C.F. Money Comes First

There is no such as a free world M.C.F.

by The Nor-way August 21, 2011

B.O.C.F.

1.) Big ol' cock face
2.) Someone who has a large facial protrusion.
3.) A general put down to anyone you dont like.

That bitch was being a BOCF.

by Mad'Max May 2, 2005

F.A.C

an abrieviation for the Fish Awareness corporization. This corporization stands up for innocent fish everywhere and discourages eating fish and anything bad regarding fish.
THe F.A.C. mantra is "Fish are Friends, not food"

This is a message sponsored by the fish awareness corporization. (F.A.C.
person a-"Hey Jim,"
person b-"Hey Bob!"
person a-"Have you heard of fish before?"
person b-"Yeah, i eat them,"
person a-"WHAT!?!?! Fish are friends, not food. FISH HAVE RIGHTS!!!"
person b-"Okay, i won't eat them anymore"
person a-"I like fish."
person b-"i like you AND fish,"
person a-"OOOH"
And remember- fish are friends, not food

by Mingletoe January 16, 2011

F.A.C.E.

Fuck all consequences entirely

I had sex with a marines wife last night. F.A.C.E.

by man vulture October 21, 2011

F.O.C.

A freak of cocks. Yeah... it’s that simple. Don’t get the reference? Don’t fucking bother asking. Typically, an F.O.C. is either a lunatic, a shoota, a druggie, a brāzzers {brah-zers} addict (put some respek on my name) or just a str8 up

FA-REAK!!!! Don’t wear thighless jean chaps and waddle like you’re in club penguin and you won’t have to worry about being an F.O.C.

“So the F.O.C.’s @ NCC won’t let me be or let me see...” - MNM

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUH BOOOOOIIIIII.” - OOOOGGGG {Oh-Jayyyyyyy}

“Hey Irene” - some drunk IDIOT

by PWFisDaBomb June 5, 2018

M.C.F.

Money Comes First

Odd Nerdrum, one of Norway’s most famous and controversial artists, was sentenced to two years in prison on Wednesday the 17th. of August 2011 after a local court in Oslo found him guilty of tax evasion. Nerdrum has earlier denied his guilt and will have 14 days to appeal after official receipt of the sentence. Ironical it's fully in line with Odd Nerdrum's critique of modern society's rationalization and in-humanization. M.C.F.

by The Nor-way August 21, 2011