Exoertzm

An expert of crypto currency

Rodi is a crypto exoertzm!

by Mnjnyc March 9, 2023

exopervelence

The Will to be seen and talked about in public continuously without losing famousness and public attention

That guy always need exopervelence

by Malcom Marlyn March 18, 2023

Exodus

The second book of The Bible. It narrates the story of the Exodus, in which the Israelites leave slavery in Biblical Egypt through the strength of Yahweh, who has chosen them as his people. You can read the Wikipedia article if you want to learn more.

A 70s thrash metal band formed in Richmond, California by Kirk Hammett of Metallica. The current line-up consists of Gary Holt and Lee Altus (guitars), Jack Gibson (bass), Tom Hunting (drums), and Steve "Zetro" Souza (vocals).

"Exodus rocks!!"

by the wangjangler March 22, 2023

Erodere

Komanji ; エロデレ

Erotic -> pure love

Erodere basically means someone who will flirt and tease (in a risky or erotic way) their love interest and then act shy or innocent once they are in a compromising position.

Nagatoro is an erodere girl.

by Akiaurxx July 12, 2024

Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!

Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

Exodus

Yeah, no I'm gonna do an exodus one.

God "Hey! Hi! Moses!"

Moses "Um... Yes? Can I help you?"

God "Yeah, actually. I need you do to me favor."

Moses "Who... Exactly are you?"

God "Oh! Oh, right. Yeah, I'm the guy. I made all the stuff. What are you calling me nowadays? Elohim? Ha! I'm asking but... Well... You know."

Moses "OH! Oh! That- I... Yes! Yes, what can I do for you, lord? Anything!"

God "Yeah, hey, go tell Pharoah to give me all the Jew-slaves... Make him give me the Jew-slaves.... And those cows. I want the cows too."

Moses 😨 "Wh... What? How? I can't..."

God "No... You can. Tell him to give me the slaves or I'm going to kill all of his kids. Or wait, no! I'm going to kill all of the kids not just his- NO WAIT! Even better! The first born sons of every man and woman in Egypt! THAT'S who I'm going to kill. All the first born sons."

Moses 😱 "I can't tell him that! He's going to kill me! Why would he even believe me!? Why can't YOU just tell him!?"

God "No... No, I don't really feel like it. I want you to do it... So... You're doing it. Hey, and tell him about the frogs. But no, you're fine. Go tell him the thing. Here- Go, take this magic stick."
*Hands Moses stick*
Moses "Um... Frogs?"

God "He's not going to want to do it so I'm gonna make it rain frogs.... And crickets... And I'm going to turn all the water into blood... And, like, 7 other things... Gonna do a bunch of stuff..."

Moses 😨

God "..... Oh, damn it. Is the times broken? Did I... Hold on a second- Er... Heheheh... Nevermind. Hmm... No... The times is on.... Huh... So... You're just standing there I don't understand what's happening right now."

Moses 😨

God "Okay... Go do the thing. I don't think I could have been any more clear about this. Times is on so why-uh... Are you not doing the thing?"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

God 😮 💨 "I gotta get a better handle on this 'times' thing man... Is it moving? Is it not? I can't tell the fucking difference... 😮 💨 Yep... Yepyepyep... HEY! DON'T FORGET THE COWS!"

EXODUS

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Exodus II

Yep.

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023