Ethan

A great guy who will do anything to make the girl he loves happy. Her name usually starts with a J but he will love any girl who loves him. He is a kind person, who is very loud and stupid at times, but has a lot of secrets that he keeps to himself. If he tells you something personal, its because he trusts you. He is good at sport and loves staying fit and going out with friends. He's not great with girls but always has a girlfriend. He usually will do anything and everything for his girlfriend. He usually prefers brunettes. overall hes just a great guy and your lucky if you get an Ethan in your life.
Girl1: Omg who is that guy? he acts like an idiot.
Girl2: Oh thats Ethan, he's just acting like an idiot but he's a great guy. I wish he was mine but he's already taken
by A_Girl_ September 05, 2016
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A man with a incredibly unlatched forehead. Everyone is amazed at his forehead, loving to feel and lick it.

Person one: Can I touch it? Is so big.

Ethan: sure.

Person one: Your forehead is so cool!
Ethan’s forehead is incredibly massive and enlarged
by Brett the ninja June 03, 2018
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He is the best person ever and will make dirty jokes hehe.but anyways he loves anything with sports.everybody likes/loves him.he is just great:)

hope u lie this and be top ten thx :))))
He is like a ethan.
by To have a little fun come March 27, 2018
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a large geezer who eats 8 roast dinners daily and resembles a whale.
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A strait up butthole. He is a rude, crazy lunatic who is a lesbian.
Ethan is a butthole
by Zelda poop September 27, 2019
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A really hot guy, yet cute guy. He is the definition of cute, and don't tell anybody else otherwise. He is sweet, caring, and modest. He is one of the top 5 most popular guys in school, but doesn't use it against people. He includes any and everyone. Ethan is extremely athletic, and typically plays sports in his free time. If he isn't playing sports, he is hanging out with his friends. Ethan is funny, as he can make anybody laugh. He always has a smile on his face, and is an optimist. He doesn't date the hot, rich, popular girls like the rest of his friends. He dates shy, cute, unnoticed girls. You are extremely lucky to have him. NEVER let him go.

Notice me, Senpai. I love you, Ethan. <333
Girl 1: Omg did you hear Jessica broke up with Ethan?
Girl 2: *Gasp* No way. She is going to be sorry she left his ass.

Girl 1: At least I have a chance with him now!
by Jughead Jones - I define names October 07, 2018
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Ethan is one of the dumbest person you will ever meet. He is skinny and short. Although he is dumb, his smile is very contagious and will make you smile.
Person 1: OMG did you see that skinny ass boy?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: He is such an Ethan
by BeisbolDoge January 24, 2019
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